there is absolutely no way i'm getting sick, again. first of all, i already took the flu shot, against my own will. 25 bucks paid in full, against my own will.
and, against my own will, i got butt-sick for a full 2 weeks because of it. so imagine my disgusted surprise when i woke up with a throbbing headache and a sniffle with a tickle this morning.
nuh-uh, no way, no how. i went straight to whole foods after work today and got myself some odwalla carrot juice. some tangerine juice. some yellow-green bananas (color to perfection!). some pears (organic, mind you). some luna tea-infused snacks promising longevity and health. and some apple chips. all for a fancy 35 dolla. can you believe that? can't a girl eat healthy in some financial peace? if i still get sick, somebody's gonna get it. i'm seriously going to collect cough germs in a jar and release them to the whole world out of pure anger.
now, i know you're probably thinking: lady, there are people with bigger problems.
and to you, i say: shut up. here are your cough germs. *wipe*
art[ silencer.
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